Top Ten Reasons Why Liberals Hate The Glock

 

10. Glocks kill people; if it wasn't for guns like Glocks - there would be no killing.

9. The receiver has a half life of 1000 years (tree huggin environmentalists hate this).

8. They only come in one color - not politically correct, damn it!

7. They look really menacing - kind of like an assualt weapon.

6. You can reason with a drug crazed psycho - you don't need a high capacity Glock to shoot them.

5. It holds more than ten rounds, so its primary purpose is to shoot innocent civilians and police officers.

4. The Glock is unsafe in the hands of a child (Duh, why would any responsible adult allow a kid to have a gun, matches, a knife or any implement of destruction?)

3. Everyone knows that plastic guns can't be seen by airport security x-rays.

2. They aren't pretty like a flower.

and the number one reason why liberals hate the Glock...

1. It's a gun - Damn-it!