Top Ten Reasons Gaston Glock Should Be A God

 

10. Nature made the duck's back. Gaston Glock made the Tenifer-coating - sooo, sooo slippery!

9. Nature made the elements. Gaston Glock made pistols to survive them all.

8. Nature gives us the moon and stars. Gaston Glock gives us Trintium night-sights!

7. It's a mean cruel world out there where the strong survive. Gaston Glock considered this and developed the Glock 21 with a 13 +1 round capacity.

6. Many firearms don't work properly straight out of the box. Gaston Glock created a firearm that not only works straight out of the box, but one that works even after being run over by a 3 ton truck.

5. Gaston Glock is a great guy to hang with, because the chicks dig his Austrian accent.

4. A great mathematician gave us the geometric shape of the hexagon. Gaston Glock put it to use in durable rifling.

3. Nature created metal & petroleum. Gaston Glock took those elements and created the finest and most durable firearm on the planet!.

2. Your mom always nagged you about brushing your teeth after every meal. Gaston Glock only asks that you clean your gun every 10,000 rounds.

and the number one reason Gaston Glock should be a God...

1. By the year 2000, there will be more Glocks out there than holy bibles.