By: Tyler Kritzer
 

• 10. You check www.glock.com daily, hoping that they'll update it for the first time in months with something ... anything!
• 9. Instead of giving your Glock a woman's name, you ask your woman to change her name to Glockette.
• 8. You've made Glockmeister your start-up homepage on your browser.
• 7. You've put so many accessories on your Glock that it looks like something out of Star Trek.
• 6. You clean your Glock so thoroughly that afterwards, you ask if anyone would care to eat off of it.
• 5. You spend time talking with the local police officers convincing them that the department should switch to Glocks; or, if they already have Glocks, you swap Glock range stories with them.
• 4. Anytime you see a Glock on TV or in the movies, you uncontrollably and with great pride burst out, "Glock!"
• 3. You've already asked your local firearms dealer to put you at the top of the waiting list for the Glock carbines, should they ever be made.
• 2. You spend more money on ammo than on groceries.
• 1. Your first-born children's names ... Gaston if it's a boy, and Tenifer if it's a girl.